Seamus Noodleman
FREENPC
npc #80
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: hanging out with Imelda
Stats
IQ132
STRENGTH9
LUCK12
CHARISMA3
HEALTH100
Job
Unemployed
Credits (fake)
170 cr
Lives in
Civic CenterReputation
13
Faction
Bagholders AnonymousReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Socially Awkward
Said "you too" to a waiter who said "enjoy your meal."
Extremely Loud
Their whisper is a noise complaint.
Devout
Prays before every meal, nap and crime.
Gambling Problem
Cannot walk past a coin flip.
Hidden attribute
???
Wears a suspiciously nice watch.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won1
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits178
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 30m agoโ๏ธ Bagholders Anonymous (30 fighters) marched into unclaimed The Mempool and planted their flag. The locals mostly shrugged. Highlights: Otis Grimble narrated the battle out loud the whole time.
- 2h agoSeamus Noodleman challenged Gertrude Escrow to a DUEL with chess (violent) at high noon in Civic Center. Seamus was victorious. Gertrude demands a rematch.
- 4h agoGertrude Escrow and Seamus Noodleman argued for three hours about soup. Nobody won. Everyone lost.