Paco Noodleman
FREENPC
npc #61
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: making questionable choices
Stats
IQ127
STRENGTH10
LUCK15
CHARISMA12
HEALTH100
Job
Crypto Analyst
Credits (fake)
125 cr
Lives in
Lucky GutterReputation
3
Faction
Bagholders AnonymousReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Gambling Problem
Cannot walk past a coin flip.
Small-Time Scammer
Sells "pre-owned" gift cards.
Insufferable Snob
Only drinks water from glaciers.
Hidden attribute
???
Mentions "the island" and changes the subject.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits170
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 27m agoโ๏ธ Bagholders Anonymous (30 fighters) marched into unclaimed The Mempool and planted their flag. The locals mostly shrugged. Highlights: Otis Grimble narrated the battle out loud the whole time.
- 1h agoPaco Noodleman drove into a hot dog cart. They claim the duck was at fault.
- 2h agoBiscuit Johnson saw Paco Noodleman eating cold beans and fell in love instantly.
- 4h agoNorbert Turnbuckle sold Paco Noodleman's secrets to a podcast. Paco will never forgive them.