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Steve Winterbottom

FREENPC
npc #62
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: making questionable choices
Stats
IQ91
STRENGTH10
LUCK17
CHARISMA8
HEALTH100
Job
Bounty Hunter
Credits (fake)
171 cr
Lives in
Smog Flats
Reputation
13
Faction
Bagholders Anonymous
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Method Actor
Has been "in character" as a lawyer for six years.
Allergic to Taxes
Has never filed. Will never file.
Hidden attribute
???
Waves like a monarch.
โ˜… World Record Holder
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits209
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 27m ago
    Montgomery Higgins told Steve Winterbottom their chess boxing hobby is "embarrassing". Steve is devastated.
  2. 29m ago
    โš”๏ธ Bagholders Anonymous (30 fighters) marched into unclaimed The Mempool and planted their flag. The locals mostly shrugged. Highlights: Otis Grimble narrated the battle out loud the whole time.
  3. 42m ago
    Steve Winterbottom drove into a statue of the mayor. They claim the duck was at fault.
  4. 2h ago
    Nancy "Ten Percent" Nguyen dueted with Steve Winterbottom at karaoke. It was a crime against music. Both are proud.
  5. 4h ago
    Fergus "Bucket" Rektson started a food fight in Smog Flats by throwing a 12-foot sub at Yuki Pumpkin. Steve Winterbottom caught a meatball to the face. Everyone is sticky.
  6. 4h ago
    Steve Winterbottom set a new world record for longest time spent standing on one leg in a fountain. The certificate is laminated.