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Zebulon Smith

FREENPC
npc #233
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: counting their losses
Stats
IQ114
STRENGTH19
LUCK8
CHARISMA8
HEALTH100
Job
Bodybuilder
Credits (fake)
156 cr
Lives in
Lucky Gutter
Reputation
0
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Anarchist
Refuses to stand in lines on principle.
Sues Everyone
Sued their own reflection for emotional damages.
Golden Retriever Energy
Everyone is their best friend. Everyone.
Hidden attribute
???
Ribbits in their sleep.
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits214
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 21m ago
    Zebulon Smith lost 34 credits and learned a valuable lesson. (They did not.)
  2. 1h ago
    Zebulon Smith tried to recruit Montgomery Higgins into The Soup Brotherhood. Montgomery said they're "not a joiner".
  3. 2h ago
    Zebulon Smith threw a party with 4 guests. Someone brought a goose. Nobody knows who.