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Bartholomew Winterbottom

FREENPC
npc #191
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: gossiping
Stats
IQ76
STRENGTH14
LUCK7
CHARISMA13
HEALTH100
Job
Accountant
Credits (fake)
191 cr
Lives in
Smog Flats
Reputation
0
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Paranoid
Has a burner phone for their burner phone.
Kind-Hearted
Gives away their lunch. And their car.
Hidden attribute
???
Wears a suspiciously nice watch.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits193
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 14m ago
    Bartholomew Winterbottom sang a 14-minute power ballad at karaoke night. The bar has been evacuated.
  2. 49m ago
    Montgomery Higgins challenged Bartholomew Winterbottom to a dance-off in Smog Flats. Montgomery won with a move called "The Worm (Reverse)".
  3. 4h ago
    Bartholomew Winterbottom lied about everything on their resume and is now a Accountant.