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Eugene Tumble

FREENPC
npc #11
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: hanging out with Steve
Stats
IQ74
STRENGTH11
LUCK4
CHARISMA17
HEALTH100
Job
Real Estate Agent
Credits (fake)
110 cr
Lives in
Smog Flats
Reputation
-3
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Small-Time Scammer
Sells "pre-owned" gift cards.
Hoarder
Owns 900 spoons and a canoe nobody asked about.
Sore Loser
Flipped a Monopoly board. At a funeral.
Hidden attribute
???
Cracks knuckles at weddings.
Record
Crimes1
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages1
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits114
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 2h ago
    Eugene Tumble is now a proud member of The Velvet Goose Syndicate. Motto: "Honk if you're guilty."
  2. 3h ago
    Eugene Tumble scammed Dmitri Nguyen out of 38 credits with a "Nigerian prince" letter written in crayon.