Jebediah "Double Parked" Saltmarsh
FREENPC
npc #27
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: clocked in as a Soup Chef
Stats
IQ115
STRENGTH9
LUCK9
CHARISMA17
HEALTH58
Job
Soup Chef
Credits (fake)
222 cr
Lives in
Smog FlatsReputation
3
Faction
Bagholders AnonymousReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Gullible
Bought the Brooklyn Bridge. Twice.
Sues Everyone
Sued their own reflection for emotional damages.
Hidden attribute
???
Smells faintly of garbage. Moves strangely.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits222
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 27m agoโ๏ธ Bagholders Anonymous (30 fighters) marched into unclaimed The Mempool and planted their flag. The locals mostly shrugged. Highlights: Otis Grimble narrated the battle out loud the whole time.
- 3h agoAfter 40 applications, Jebediah "Double Parked" Saltmarsh was hired as a Soup Chef. They start yesterday.
- 4h agoJebediah "Double Parked" Saltmarsh attempted wrestling a goose. It went about as well as you'd expect.