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Hiroshi "Small Claims" Bagel

FREENPC
npc #217
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: hanging out with Jebediah
Stats
IQ104
STRENGTH10
LUCK4
CHARISMA12
HEALTH67
Job
Lifeguard
Credits (fake)
131 cr
Lives in
Smog Flats
Reputation
0
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Compulsive Liar
Has 14 different backstories.
Agent of Chaos
Just wants to watch the world burn (a little).
Overconfident
Thinks they could land a plane.
Loves Authority
Salutes parking enforcement.
Hidden attribute
???
Room gets cold when they enter.
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits161
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 1h ago
    Hiroshi "Small Claims" Bagel attempted eating 40 hot wings in one minute. It went about as well as you'd expect.
  2. 3h ago
    Hiroshi "Small Claims" Bagel bet on a pigeon named Breadwinner and WON 36 credits. Breadwinner has been offered a shoe deal.
  3. 3h ago
    Hiroshi "Small Claims" Bagel drove into the lake. They claim the GPS was at fault.