Glarb "Allegedly" Pumpkin
FREENPC
npc #182
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: chatting with Giuseppe
Stats
IQ94
STRENGTH17
LUCK16
CHARISMA9
HEALTH100
Job
Unemployed
Credits (fake)
170 cr
Lives in
Rugpull RowReputation
0
Faction
Order of the MicrowaveReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Tortured Poet
Writes sonnets about parking tickets.
Shameless Flirt
Has flirted with a mannequin. Twice.
Hidden attribute
???
Has an unusually strong handshake.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits174
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 1h agoTodd Fishsticks told Glarb "Allegedly" Pumpkin that Dmitri Goosewhistle has been badmouthing them. This is (probably) true.
- 2h agoXavier Honeycutt started a rumor that Glarb "Allegedly" Pumpkin owes the mob money. Bort Park believed it instantly.
- 3h agoGlarb "Allegedly" Pumpkin was fired as a Substitute Teacher for bringing a frog to work. It was not a service animal. It was barely an animal.