Ulysses Spork
FREENPC
npc #90
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: lighting a candle for good vibes
Stats
IQ123
STRENGTH17
LUCK17
CHARISMA10
HEALTH55
Job
Tax Collector
Credits (fake)
128 cr
Lives in
Rugpull RowReputation
0
Faction
The Velvet Goose SyndicateReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Small-Time Scammer
Sells "pre-owned" gift cards.
Agent of Chaos
Just wants to watch the world burn (a little).
Hidden attribute
???
Never seen at brunch.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits134
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 2m agoTank Chuggins started a rumor that Fiona Rugsworth cries at commercials. Ulysses Spork believed it instantly.
- 3h agoUlysses Spork attempted surfing on a car roof. It went about as well as you'd expect.