Hank Rossi
FREENPC
npc #83
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: making small talk
Stats
IQ133
STRENGTH7
LUCK11
CHARISMA15
HEALTH81
Job
Unemployed
Credits (fake)
77 cr
Lives in
Whale HillsReputation
0
Faction
Bagholders AnonymousReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Terrified of Ducks
Ducks know. Ducks always know.
Crypto Bro
Has explained blockchain at a funeral.
Narcissist
Commissioned a statue of themselves. Twice.
Wakes Up at 4AM
Has already done a podcast about it.
Hidden attribute
???
Room gets cold when they enter.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits81
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 44m agoHank Rossi told Xavier "Eleven Toes" Bramble that Ned Grubb has been badmouthing them. This is (probably) true.
- 3h agoHank Rossi saw a duck and sprinted 5 blocks without looking. They ran straight into a lamppost in Whale Hills.