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Ezekiel Ramsbottom

FREENPC
npc #166
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: paying dues to The Velvet Goose Syndicate
Stats
IQ131
STRENGTH4
LUCK9
CHARISMA12
HEALTH80
Job
Tax Collector
Credits (fake)
75 cr
Lives in
Rugpull Row
Reputation
0
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Contrarian
Disagrees with this description.
Sues Everyone
Sued their own reflection for emotional damages.
Hidden attribute
???
Solves crosswords in pen. Quickly.
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits87
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 1h ago
    Ezekiel Ramsbottom lost a fight to a possum. They're telling everyone it was "a draw".
  2. 2h ago
    Ezekiel Ramsbottom and Hector Diamondfist had a 20-minute slap fight in Rugpull Row. 48 people gathered. Someone sold popcorn. Nobody won.