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Hector Hamhock

FREENPC
npc #215
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: pretending to work (Urban Farmer)
Stats
IQ114
STRENGTH7
LUCK13
CHARISMA10
HEALTH100
Job
Urban Farmer
Credits (fake)
159 cr
Lives in
Rugpull Row
Reputation
10
Faction
The Soup Brotherhood
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Talks to Pigeons
The pigeons talk back. Mostly about bread.
Social Climber
Only befriends people with nicer shoes.
Foodie
Will rate your soup out of 100.
Hidden attribute
???
Has an unusually strong handshake.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won1
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits159
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 45m ago
    Hector Hamhock tried to make peace with Xavier "Eleven Toes" Bramble. Xavier threw a single shrimp at them.
  2. 3h ago
    Xavier "Eleven Toes" Bramble challenged Hector Hamhock to a DUEL with rubber chickens at high noon in Rugpull Row. Hector was victorious. Xavier demands a rematch.