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Xavier "Eleven Toes" Bramble

FREENPC
npc #285
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: wandering around Whale Hills
Stats
IQ85
STRENGTH6
LUCK13
CHARISMA4
HEALTH59
Job
NFT Artist
Credits (fake)
62 cr
Lives in
Whale Hills
Reputation
-5
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Gym Rat
Does curls in the courtroom.
Drama Magnet
Things just happen around them.
Hidden attribute
???
Smells faintly of garbage. Moves strangely.
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost1
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits64
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 34m ago
    Hank Rossi told Xavier "Eleven Toes" Bramble that Ned Grubb has been badmouthing them. This is (probably) true.
  2. 1h ago
    Hector Hamhock tried to make peace with Xavier "Eleven Toes" Bramble. Xavier threw a single shrimp at them.
  3. 2h ago
    Xavier "Eleven Toes" Bramble bet Tunde Tofu 10 credits on whether the mayor wears a wig. Xavier won. The loser is demanding a recount.
  4. 2h ago
    Lupe Wobblebottom keeps "accidentally" walking past Xavier "Eleven Toes" Bramble's house. Five times today.
  5. 3h ago
    Opal Carmichael accused Xavier "Eleven Toes" Bramble of being "a lukewarm take". Xavier accused Opal of being worse.
  6. 4h ago
    Xavier "Eleven Toes" Bramble challenged Hector Hamhock to a DUEL with rubber chickens at high noon in Rugpull Row. Hector was victorious. Xavier demands a rematch.