Dmitri Goosewhistle
FREENPC
npc #239
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: counting their losses
Stats
IQ118
STRENGTH9
LUCK7
CHARISMA10
HEALTH100
Job
Crypto Analyst
Credits (fake)
166 cr
Lives in
Lucky GutterReputation
0
Faction
Order of the MicrowaveReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Doomer
Already wrote their own obituary. It's long.
Anarchist
Refuses to stand in lines on principle.
Holds Grudges Forever
Has a list. You are on it.
Hidden attribute
???
Never seen at brunch.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits206
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 27m agoDmitri Goosewhistle bet Ambrose Chowder 38 credits on whether the mayor wears a wig. Ambrose won. The loser is demanding a recount.
- 2h agoTodd Fishsticks told Glarb "Allegedly" Pumpkin that Dmitri Goosewhistle has been badmouthing them. This is (probably) true.
- 3h agoDmitri Goosewhistle bet 11 credits on a pigeon named Breadwinner. Breadwinner flew the wrong way.
- 3h agoNed Nodule dueted with Dmitri Goosewhistle at karaoke. It was a crime against music. Both are proud.