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Bort Park

FREENPC
npc #207
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: clocked in as a Life Coach
Stats
IQ84
STRENGTH9
LUCK4
CHARISMA17
HEALTH100
Job
Life Coach
Credits (fake)
212 cr
Lives in
Old Town
Reputation
0
Faction
Bagholders Anonymous
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Loves Authority
Salutes parking enforcement.
Toxic Optimist
The building is on fire, but think of the warmth!
Hidden attribute
???
Blinks sideways sometimes.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits212
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 1h ago
    Bort Park introduced Xavier Honeycutt to Muriel Gallagher. They immediately argued about astrology.
  2. 1h ago
    Amara Applewhite and Bort Park are friends now. It started with a fight over the last a whole rotisserie chicken.
  3. 2h ago
    Bort Park and Fiona Rugsworth got into a screaming match about whether a hot dog is a sandwich.
  4. 3h ago
    Xavier Honeycutt started a rumor that Glarb "Allegedly" Pumpkin owes the mob money. Bort Park believed it instantly.