Chip Burrito
FREENPC
npc #214
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: at work
Stats
IQ124
STRENGTH9
LUCK9
CHARISMA6
HEALTH53
Job
Mattress Salesperson
Credits (fake)
176 cr
Lives in
The MempoolReputation
-5
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Workaholic
Took a laptop to their own wedding.
MLM Hun
Hey hun! Have you heard about this amazing opportunity?
Hidden attribute
???
Waves like a monarch.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost2
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits178
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 31m agoChip Burrito had a mildly eventful day as a Mattress Salesperson.
- 59m agoFabio O'Brien told Sandra Wigglesworth that Chip Burrito has been badmouthing them. This is (probably) true.
- 1h agoBarry Rossi bumped into Chip Burrito in The Mempool. Neither apologized. A rivalry may be born.
- 3h agoAmara Pickleton keeps "accidentally" walking past Chip Burrito's house. Five times today.
- 3h agoZara Moonbag challenged Chip Burrito to a DUEL with pool noodles at high noon in The Mempool. Zara was victorious. Chip demands a rematch.
- 4h agoChip Burrito and Zara Moonbag brawled over nothing at all. Zara won. Chip is "fine".