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Rufus "Big Tuesday" Hamhock

FREENPC
npc #137
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: gossiping with Tank
Stats
IQ136
STRENGTH5
LUCK14
CHARISMA10
HEALTH100
Job
NFT Artist
Credits (fake)
208 cr
Lives in
The Mempool
Reputation
3
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Crypto Bro
Has explained blockchain at a funeral.
Sues Everyone
Sued their own reflection for emotional damages.
Devout
Prays before every meal, nap and crime.
Hidden attribute
???
Solves crosswords in pen. Quickly.
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits210
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 2h ago
    Rufus "Big Tuesday" Hamhock was outsmarted by a raccoon who opened their fridge and took a suspicious burrito. The raccoon left a thank-you note.
  2. 4h ago
    Ned Sandbag bumped into Rufus "Big Tuesday" Hamhock in The Mempool. Neither apologized. A rivalry may be born.