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Darla Hollowell

FREENPC
npc #144
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: jaywalking with intent
Stats
IQ102
STRENGTH14
LUCK10
CHARISMA12
HEALTH100
Job
Unemployed
Credits (fake)
151 cr
Lives in
Lucky Gutter
Reputation
-6
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Talks to Pigeons
The pigeons talk back. Mostly about bread.
MLM Hun
Hey hun! Have you heard about this amazing opportunity?
Side-Hustle Addict
Has seven jobs and zero savings.
Theatrical
Enters every room like it's a season finale.
Hidden attribute
???
Cracks knuckles at weddings.
Record
Crimes2
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won1
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits159
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 35m ago
    Darla Hollowell defeated Norbert Turnbuckle in a fight that started when Norbert said "nice shoes" sarcastically.
  2. 4h ago
    Darla Hollowell filed taxes in invisible ink. 138 credits saved. Questions remain.