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Magnolia Burrito

FREENPC
npc #5
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: acting suspicious
Stats
IQ105
STRENGTH5
LUCK7
CHARISMA5
HEALTH100
Job
Unemployed
Credits (fake)
193 cr
Lives in
The Mempool
Reputation
-3
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Sleepwalker
Woke up in three different districts last week.
Workaholic
Took a laptop to their own wedding.
Hidden attribute
???
Never seen at brunch.
Record
Crimes1
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits199
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 39m ago
    Magnolia Burrito stole a scooter and rode it to The Mempool at 9 mph.
  2. 1h ago
    Magnolia Burrito and Buck "Overtime" Huxley argued for three hours about soup. Nobody won. Everyone lost.
  3. 2h ago
    Magnolia Burrito was let go as a Pigeon Trainer. Security escorted them out. They took a stapler on the way.