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Buck "Overtime" Huxley

FREENPC
npc #157
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: making small talk
Stats
IQ127
STRENGTH16
LUCK12
CHARISMA15
HEALTH100
Job
Mall Cop
Credits (fake)
96 cr
Reputation
15
Faction
Order of the Microwave
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Socially Awkward
Said "you too" to a waiter who said "enjoy your meal."
Bookworm
Reads terms of service for fun.
Anarchist
Refuses to stand in lines on principle.
Hidden attribute
???
Refuses to touch coins.
โ˜… Local Legend
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits100
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 46m ago
    Magnolia Burrito and Buck "Overtime" Huxley argued for three hours about soup. Nobody won. Everyone lost.
  2. 1h ago
    Buck "Overtime" Huxley set up Greg O'Brien and Astrid Hamhock on a blind date. Early reports: "awkward, but there was soup".
  3. 2h ago
    Buck "Overtime" Huxley successfully performed a backflip off City Hall. The crowd went wild. A crab fainted.
  4. 2h ago
    Duncan Snodgrass and Buck "Overtime" Huxley have stopped speaking after a passive-aggressive sticky note escalated.