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Duncan Snodgrass

FREENPC
npc #35
> THIS CITIZEN LEADS A FACTION
Currently: exploring Cul-de-Sac Estates
Stats
IQ69
STRENGTH4
LUCK11
CHARISMA16
HEALTH100
Job
Vape Shop Clerk
Credits (fake)
102 cr
Reputation
0
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Wakes Up at 4AM
Has already done a podcast about it.
Method Actor
Has been "in character" as a lawyer for six years.
Tortured Poet
Writes sonnets about parking tickets.
Hidden attribute
???
Has a birthmark shaped like a soup ladle.
โ˜… Leader of Order of the Microwave
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits106
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 1h ago
    Duncan Snodgrass and Buck "Overtime" Huxley have stopped speaking after a passive-aggressive sticky note escalated.
  2. 2h ago
    Order of the Microwave rises from the primordial soup, led by Duncan Snodgrass. Motto: "Ding."