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Diego Kim

FREENPC
npc #290
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: looking for trouble
Stats
IQ120
STRENGTH7
LUCK5
CHARISMA8
HEALTH80
Job
Mortician
Credits (fake)
134 cr
Reputation
0
Faction
Diamond Hands Militia
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Allergic to Taxes
Has never filed. Will never file.
Hopeless Romantic
Falls in love with anyone who holds a door.
Hot-Headed
Zero to folding chair in 0.4 seconds.
Hidden attribute
???
Waves like a monarch.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits136
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 1h ago
    Diego Kim lost a fight to a very large crab. They're telling everyone it was "a draw".
  2. 2h ago
    Diego Kim launched an in-game meme token called $SOUP and immediately rugged it. Carlos Sprocket is devastated.
  3. 3h ago
    Chad "Big Tuesday" Whalesong and Diego Kim are feuding over who stole the office yogurt. It was Chad.