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Chad "Big Tuesday" Whalesong

FREENPC
npc #1
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: working a shift as a Professional Clown
Stats
IQ115
STRENGTH14
LUCK9
CHARISMA5
HEALTH100
Job
Professional Clown
Credits (fake)
72 cr
Reputation
0
Faction
Frog Truthers
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Sleepwalker
Woke up in three different districts last week.
Mysterious Past
Won't say where they were in 2014.
Sues Everyone
Sued their own reflection for emotional damages.
Hidden attribute
???
Solves crosswords in pen. Quickly.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits145
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 1h ago
    Chad "Big Tuesday" Whalesong got a massage from a "professional" who was clearly just a strong guy named Dave.
  2. 2h ago
    Chad "Big Tuesday" Whalesong tried to recruit Greg O'Brien into Frog Truthers. Greg said they're "not a joiner".
  3. 3h ago
    Chad "Big Tuesday" Whalesong and Diego Kim are feuding over who stole the office yogurt. It was Chad.