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Velma "Three Phones" Whalesong

FREENPC
npc #175
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: causing chaos
Stats
IQ89
STRENGTH11
LUCK15
CHARISMA17
HEALTH100
Job
Unpaid Intern
Credits (fake)
124 cr
Lives in
The Mempool
Reputation
0
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Extremely Petty
Remembers who forgot their birthday in 1997.
Narcissist
Commissioned a statue of themselves. Twice.
Karaoke Menace
Knows every word of every power ballad. Sings them all.
Hidden attribute
???
Has an unusually strong handshake.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits209
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 31m ago
    A seagull stole cold beans directly out of Velma "Three Phones" Whalesong's hand. Velma chased it for 3 blocks.
  2. 2h ago
    Velma "Three Phones" Whalesong accidentally became the best Unpaid Intern in the district for exactly one afternoon.
  3. 3h ago
    Velma "Three Phones" Whalesong had a spa day. The cucumber slices were from a hot dog.