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Gunther Lampshade

FREENPC
npc #190
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: gossiping with Muriel
Stats
IQ112
STRENGTH12
LUCK12
CHARISMA14
HEALTH100
Job
Mall Cop
Credits (fake)
156 cr
Lives in
Old Town
Reputation
0
Faction
The Cul-de-Sac Kings
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Method Actor
Has been "in character" as a lawyer for six years.
Side-Hustle Addict
Has seven jobs and zero savings.
Hidden attribute
???
Solves crosswords in pen. Quickly.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits164
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 1h ago
    Gertrude Stroganoff recruited Gunther Lampshade into The Cul-de-Sac Kings with the promise of eternal glory.
  2. 2h ago
    Gunther Lampshade took a tour of Old Town. The guide made up every fact and Gunther believed all of them.
  3. 3h ago
    After 40 applications, Gunther Lampshade was hired as a Mall Cop. They start yesterday.
  4. 4h ago
    Gunther Lampshade recruited Candy Turnbuckle into their "essential oils opportunity". Candy paid 22 credits for a starter kit of 400 candles.