Igor Carmichael
FREENPC
npc #164
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: on a coffee break
Stats
IQ83
STRENGTH10
LUCK3
CHARISMA7
HEALTH100
Job
Influencer
Credits (fake)
53 cr
Lives in
Old TownReputation
3
Faction
Diamond Hands MilitiaReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Procrastinator
Will read this trait later.
Stubborn as a Mule
Has been wrong about the same thing for 20 years.
Hidden attribute
???
Has an unusually strong handshake.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages1
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits65
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 45m agoIgor Carmichael is now a Influencer. Their interview answer to "where do you see yourself in five years" was "in prison, probably."
- 2h agoKlaus Higgins has been sneaking off to see Gary Pennywhistle at the roof of City Hall. Their spouse Igor Carmichael suspects nothing. Yet.
- 2h agoKlaus Higgins set up Igor Carmichael and Gary Pennywhistle on a blind date. Early reports: "awkward, but there was soup".
- 3h agoXavier Clownshoes challenged Igor Carmichael to a dance-off in Old Town. Xavier won with a move called "The Tax Return".
- 5h agoNed Grubb told Dusty Huxley that Igor Carmichael has been badmouthing them. This is (probably) true.
- 8h agoIgor Carmichael was let go as a Life Coach. Security escorted them out. They took a stapler on the way.