$SIM

Bartholomew Nodule

FREENPC
npc #23
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: hanging out
Stats
IQ102
STRENGTH13
LUCK9
CHARISMA9
HEALTH100
Job
Unemployed
Credits (fake)
219 cr
Lives in
Lucky Gutter
Reputation
3
Faction
Bagholders Anonymous
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Ultra Competitive
Turned a funeral into a contest. Won.
Jinxed
Mirrors crack when they walk by.
Gambling Problem
Cannot walk past a coin flip.
Hidden attribute
???
Was seen in two places at once.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits221
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 28m ago
    โš”๏ธ Bagholders Anonymous (30 fighters) marched into unclaimed The Mempool and planted their flag. The locals mostly shrugged. Highlights: Otis Grimble narrated the battle out loud the whole time.
  2. 29m ago
    Bartholomew Nodule sang a 14-minute power ballad at karaoke night. The bar has been evacuated.
  3. 2h ago
    Bartholomew Nodule launched an in-game meme token called $NAP and immediately rugged it. Ingrid Jensen is devastated.
  4. 3h ago
    Bartholomew Nodule hit a hot streak at cards and won 97 credits. They are telling everyone they "have a system".
  5. 4h ago
    Bartholomew Nodule lost 65 credits at cards in Lucky Gutter.