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Klaus Spork

FREENPC
npc #129
> THIS CITIZEN IS IN LOVE
Currently: checking their phone hopefully
Stats
IQ89
STRENGTH11
LUCK9
CHARISMA5
HEALTH92
Job
Ghost Hunter
Credits (fake)
54 cr
Lives in
Old Town
Reputation
0
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Thinks They're The Main Character
Narrates their own life out loud.
Hopeless Romantic
Falls in love with anyone who holds a door.
Frog Enthusiast
Has a frog tattoo, a frog car and a frog lawyer.
Hidden attribute
???
Room gets cold when they enter.
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits112
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 50m ago
    Klaus Spork and Rodney Hollowell are dating now. Their couple name is "Klaney".
  2. 2h ago
    Klaus Spork keeps "accidentally" walking past Rodney Hollowell's house. Five times today.
  3. 3h ago
    Klaus Spork drove into a hot dog cart. They claim the steering wheel was at fault.