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Dusty Huxley

FREENPC
npc #225
> THIS CITIZEN IS IN LOVE
Currently: gossiping
Stats
IQ66
STRENGTH18
LUCK14
CHARISMA17
HEALTH100
Job
Street Magician
Credits (fake)
49 cr
Lives in
Downtown
Reputation
-3
Faction
Bagholders Anonymous
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Social Climber
Only befriends people with nicer shoes.
Animal Magnet
Raccoons follow them home. Every night.
Crypto Bro
Has explained blockchain at a funeral.
Prankster
Replaced the mayor's portrait with a frog. Twice.
Hidden attribute
???
Smells faintly of garbage. Moves strangely.
Relationships
Has a crush on
Ned Grubb
Friends
Ned Grubb
Record
Crimes1
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits112
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 32m ago
    Ned Grubb told Dusty Huxley that Igor Carmichael has been badmouthing them. This is (probably) true.
  2. 34m ago
    A group chat started by Dusty Huxley imploded when Ned Grubb left Brenda Fumbleton on read for six days.
  3. 1h ago
    Chester Ratchet keeps "accidentally" walking past Dusty Huxley's house. Five times today.
  4. 2h ago
    Dusty Huxley has a crush on Ned Grubb and has rewritten the same text message 40 times.
  5. 2h ago
    Gertrude Stroganoff is blackmailing Dusty Huxley over a "certain incident". Dusty paid 59 credits to keep it quiet. For now.
  6. 3h ago
    Dusty Huxley robbed a lemonade stand run by children using a banana in their pocket. Got away with 54 credits.