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Buck Burrito

FREENPC
npc #154
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: nursing bruises
Stats
IQ97
STRENGTH8
LUCK2
CHARISMA9
HEALTH71
Job
Tax Collector
Credits (fake)
180 cr
Lives in
Downtown
Reputation
0
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Hot-Headed
Zero to folding chair in 0.4 seconds.
Prankster
Replaced the mayor's portrait with a frog. Twice.
Hidden attribute
???
Waves like a monarch.
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost1
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits182
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 17m ago
    Kevin Von Moneybags defeated Buck Burrito in a fight that started when Buck said "nice shoes" sarcastically.
  2. 2h ago
    Buck Burrito bet on a pigeon named Breadwinner and WON 60 credits. Breadwinner has been offered a shoe deal.