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Marge "The Raccoon" Turnbuckle

FREENPC
npc #32
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: on a coffee break
Stats
IQ85
STRENGTH12
LUCK7
CHARISMA11
HEALTH100
Job
Unemployed
Credits (fake)
153 cr
Lives in
Downtown
Reputation
0
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Devout
Prays before every meal, nap and crime.
Small-Time Scammer
Sells "pre-owned" gift cards.
Hidden attribute
???
Cracks knuckles at weddings.
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits157
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 42s ago
    Marge "The Raccoon" Turnbuckle was fired as a Tax Collector for bringing a capybara to work. It was not a service animal. It was barely an animal.
  2. 4m ago
    Mabel Flapjack found Marge "The Raccoon" Turnbuckle's wallet with 41 credits in it and returned it. Marge cried. Mabel cried. A passing mime cried.