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Jolene Brickhouse

FREENPC
npc #73
> THIS CITIZEN RUNS A BUSINESS
Currently: on a coffee break
Stats
IQ99
STRENGTH4
LUCK11
CHARISMA16
HEALTH100
Job
Lifeguard
Credits (fake)
64 cr
Lives in
Old Town
Reputation
8
Faction
The Cul-de-Sac Kings
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Holds Grudges Forever
Has a list. You are on it.
Extremely Petty
Remembers who forgot their birthday in 1997.
Wakes Up at 4AM
Has already done a podcast about it.
Hidden attribute
???
Mentions "the island" and changes the subject.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses1
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits190
Hospital trips0
BUSINESS
"The Spleen Machine", an artisanal ice cube shop
Life story
  1. 40m ago
    Jolene Brickhouse made 27 credits on the side selling a golden spatula out of a trench coat.
  2. 1h ago
    Jolene Brickhouse destroyed Biff "Double Parked" Gallagher in a roast battle. Best line: "you look like a soggy crouton."
  3. 2h ago
    Jolene Brickhouse opened an artisanal ice cube shop called "The Spleen Machine" in Old Town.