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Biff "Double Parked" Gallagher

FREENPC
npc #107
> THIS CITIZEN IS DROWNING IN DEBT
Currently: exploring Whale Hills
Stats
IQ100
STRENGTH6
LUCK8
CHARISMA11
HEALTH100
Job
Accountant
Credits (fake)
-55 cr
Lives in
Whale Hills
Reputation
0
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Overconfident
Thinks they could land a plane.
Hoarder
Owns 900 spoons and a canoe nobody asked about.
Hidden attribute
???
Blinks sideways sometimes.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses1
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits73
Hospital trips0
BUSINESS
"Taco Bout It", a cat café with no cats
Life story
  1. 2h ago
    Jolene Brickhouse destroyed Biff "Double Parked" Gallagher in a roast battle. Best line: "you look like a soggy crouton."
  2. 4h ago
    Biff "Double Parked" Gallagher quit dreaming and opened "Taco Bout It" (a cat café with no cats) in Old Town. Investors: their mom and a loan shark.