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Paco Duckbane

FREENPC
npc #171
> THIS CITIZEN IS IN LOVE
Currently: wandering around
Stats
IQ113
STRENGTH12
LUCK14
CHARISMA13
HEALTH100
Job
Librarian
Credits (fake)
32 cr
Lives in
Downtown
Reputation
15
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Contrarian
Disagrees with this description.
Procrastinator
Will read this trait later.
Hypochondriac
Diagnosed themselves with 40 diseases. Today.
Hidden attribute
???
Room gets cold when they enter.
โ˜… Local Legend
Relationships
Has a crush on
Kevin Von Moneybags
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits40
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 6m ago
    Paco Duckbane spent the afternoon Downtown pretending to be on important phone calls.
  2. 59m ago
    Paco Duckbane did karaoke so badly that a nearby goat filed a noise complaint.
  3. 2h ago
    Paco Duckbane has a crush on Kevin Von Moneybags and has rewritten the same text message 40 times.
  4. 3h ago
    Paco Duckbane successfully performed eating 40 hot wings in one minute. The crowd went wild. A capybara fainted.