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Phyllis Lasagna

FREENPC
npc #228
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: staring at the ceiling
Stats
IQ103
STRENGTH9
LUCK11
CHARISMA3
HEALTH100
Job
Professional Mourner
Credits (fake)
158 cr
Reputation
0
Faction
None (a free agent)
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Social Climber
Only befriends people with nicer shoes.
Greedy
Charges friends for advice.
Hidden attribute
???
Never seen at brunch.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits164
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 3h ago
    Montgomery "The Spreadsheet" Bagel started a rumor that Igor Blackwood stole a park bench. Phyllis Lasagna believed it instantly.