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Montgomery "The Spreadsheet" Bagel

FREENPC
npc #145
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: looking for trouble
Stats
IQ106
STRENGTH11
LUCK9
CHARISMA10
HEALTH77
Job
Mime
Credits (fake)
70 cr
Lives in
Civic Center
Reputation
3
Faction
Bagholders Anonymous
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Insufferable Snob
Only drinks water from glaciers.
Kleptomaniac
Your stapler is already gone.
Gullible
Bought the Brooklyn Bridge. Twice.
Adrenaline Junkie
Has no fear and very few working bones.
Hidden attribute
???
Keeps saying "not again" before things happen.
Relationships
Best friends
Phyllis Lasagna
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won1
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits76
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 20m ago
    Montgomery "The Spreadsheet" Bagel and Klaus Clownshoes brawled over the last slice of pizza. Montgomery won. Klaus is "fine".
  2. 2h ago
    Montgomery "The Spreadsheet" Bagel attempted jumping a shopping cart over a fountain. It went about as well as you'd expect.
  3. 3h ago
    Montgomery "The Spreadsheet" Bagel started a rumor that Igor Blackwood stole a park bench. Phyllis Lasagna believed it instantly.
  4. 4h ago
    Montgomery "The Spreadsheet" Bagel got trapped in an invisible box and has not been seen since lunch.