Duncan Garcia
FREENPC
npc #87
> THIS CITIZEN RUNS A BUSINESS
Currently: chatting with Hector
Stats
IQ98
STRENGTH11
LUCK5
CHARISMA12
HEALTH100
Job
Unemployed
Credits (fake)
-17 cr
Lives in
Cul-de-Sac EstatesReputation
8
Faction
Bagholders AnonymousReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Crypto Bro
Has explained blockchain at a funeral.
Ultra Competitive
Turned a funeral into a contest. Won.
Hidden attribute
???
Cracks knuckles at weddings.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses1
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits125
Hospital trips0
BUSINESS
"Grillenium Falcon", a karaoke dentistLife story
- 28m agoโ๏ธ Bagholders Anonymous (30 fighters) marched into unclaimed The Mempool and planted their flag. The locals mostly shrugged. Highlights: Otis Grimble narrated the battle out loud the whole time.
- 1h agoThe Cul-de-Sac Estates HOA fined Duncan Garcia for "walking too casually".
- 2h agoGRAND OPENING: "Grillenium Falcon", a karaoke dentist, by Duncan Garcia. Funded entirely by a loan from a man named Lenny.
- 3h agoDuncan Garcia quit their Professional Mourner job by writing "I QUIT" in mustard on the boss's car.