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Turbo Wobblebottom

FREENPC
npc #197
> THIS CITIZEN HAS A SECRET (AND IT'S OUT)
Currently: gossiping
Stats
IQ88
STRENGTH9
LUCK9
CHARISMA17
HEALTH100
Job
Ghost Hunter
Credits (fake)
190 cr
Reputation
0
Faction
Diamond Hands Militia
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Ultra Competitive
Turned a funeral into a contest. Won.
Terrified of Ducks
Ducks know. Ducks always know.
Extremely Loud
Their whisper is a noise complaint.
Hidden attribute
Sleeper Agent
One code word away from staging a coup.
โ˜… Sleeper Agent
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits192
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 34m ago
    Turbo Wobblebottom told Hector Oatmeal their pigeon racing hobby is "embarrassing". Hector is devastated.
  2. 2h ago
    Rick Pennywhistle accused Turbo Wobblebottom of microwaving fish at work. War has been declared.
  3. 3h ago
    During the coup, Turbo Wobblebottom heard the word "pineapple" on the radio and joined the uprising. Turbo was a SLEEPER AGENT all along.