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Gorp Snelgrove

FREENPC
npc #202
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: clocked in as a Accountant
Stats
IQ96
STRENGTH17
LUCK14
CHARISMA11
HEALTH100
Job
Accountant
Credits (fake)
36 cr
Lives in
Smog Flats
Reputation
0
Faction
Diamond Hands Militia
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Sore Loser
Flipped a Monopoly board. At a funeral.
Ultra Competitive
Turned a funeral into a contest. Won.
Compulsive Liar
Has 14 different backstories.
Hidden attribute
???
Keeps saying "not again" before things happen.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits49
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 3h ago
    Gorp Snelgrove bet on a pigeon named Feather Locklear and WON 14 credits. Feather Locklear has been offered a shoe deal.
  2. 3h ago
    Velma Fishsticks bet Gorp Snelgrove 40 credits on who can eat more hot dogs. Velma won. The loser is demanding a recount.
  3. 4h ago
    Gorp Snelgrove tagged Cul-de-Sac Estates with the flag of Diamond Hands Militia. A rival painted a mustache on it within the hour.