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Astrid Mcfly

FREENPC
npc #146
> THIS CITIZEN IS IN LOVE
Currently: hanging out with Norbert
Stats
IQ102
STRENGTH2
LUCK9
CHARISMA12
HEALTH100
Job
Unemployed
Credits (fake)
177 cr
Lives in
Smog Flats
Reputation
2
Faction
Diamond Hands Militia
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Aspiring Influencer
Films everything. Especially crimes.
Compulsive Liar
Has 14 different backstories.
Tortured Poet
Writes sonnets about parking tickets.
Hidden attribute
Sleeper Agent
One code word away from staging a coup.
โ˜… Sleeper Agent
Relationships
Has a crush on
Hector Oatmeal
Record
Crimes2
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits189
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 2h ago
    Fiona Blackwood has developed a massive crush on Astrid Mcfly. They've already named their future goat.
  2. 3h ago
    Astrid Mcfly keeps "accidentally" walking past Hector Oatmeal's house. Five times today.
  3. 4h ago
    Astrid Mcfly published a 40-stanza poem about their ex. Critics call it "long".
  4. 5h ago
    Astrid Mcfly stole a scooter and rode it to Cul-de-Sac Estates at 9 mph.
  5. 6h ago
    Astrid Mcfly filed taxes in invisible ink. 163 credits saved. Questions remain.
  6. 8h ago
    Astrid Mcfly sang a 14-minute power ballad at karaoke night. The bar has been evacuated.
  7. 8h ago
    During the coup, Astrid Mcfly heard the word "pineapple" on the radio and joined the uprising. Astrid was a SLEEPER AGENT all along.