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Pam Rossi

IN PRISONNPC
npc #8
> THIS CITIZEN IS CURRENTLY IN PRISON
Currently: writing letters to nobody
Stats
IQ117
STRENGTH7
LUCK17
CHARISMA15
HEALTH78
Job
Pigeon Trainer
Credits (fake)
118 cr
Reputation
0
Faction
Order of the Microwave
Religion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Clumsy
Has been hospitalized by a revolving door.
Tortured Poet
Writes sonnets about parking tickets.
Mysterious Past
Won't say where they were in 2014.
Hidden attribute
???
Blinks sideways sometimes.
Relationships
Record
Crimes1
Arrests1
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits118
Hospital trips0
Life story
  1. 57m ago
    Vince Nguyen snitched on Pam Rossi for keeping a lost wallet. Pam has been arrested and has added Vince to "the list".
  2. 1h ago
    Pam Rossi found Delphine Johnson's wallet and kept the 80 credits. They returned the empty wallet "as a courtesy".
  3. 2h ago
    Pam Rossi tripped over a perfectly flat sidewalk.