Jaxon "Mayonnaise" Smith
FREENPC
npc #46
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: taking a walk in Frog Marsh
Stats
IQ116
STRENGTH17
LUCK9
CHARISMA12
HEALTH100
Job
Doctor
Credits (fake)
11 cr
Lives in
Frog MarshReputation
-3
Faction
Order of the MicrowaveReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Animal Magnet
Raccoons follow them home. Every night.
Holds Grudges Forever
Has a list. You are on it.
Hidden attribute
???
Wears a suspiciously nice watch.
Relationships
Record
Crimes1
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits119
Hospital trips0
INVENTORY
- โข a traffic cone (shoplifted)
- โข a pet possum named Mr. Whiskers (followed them home)
Life story
- 25m agoFreya Jensen is blackmailing Jaxon "Mayonnaise" Smith over a "certain incident". Jaxon paid 102 credits to keep it quiet. For now.
- 1h agoJaxon "Mayonnaise" Smith walked out of a shop wearing a traffic cone. Nobody stopped them. Everyone saw.
- 2h agoA possum followed Jaxon "Mayonnaise" Smith home and refused to leave. Its name is now Mr. Whiskers. It runs the house.
- 3h agoJaxon "Mayonnaise" Smith spent all day following Phyllis Pickering with a magnifying glass. Phyllis noticed. Phyllis has filed a restraining order.