Loretta Cobblepot
FREENPC
npc #54
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: looking for trouble
Stats
IQ84
STRENGTH2
LUCK12
CHARISMA14
HEALTH100
Job
Unemployed
Credits (fake)
51 cr
Lives in
Pigeon ParkReputation
5
Faction
The Cul-de-Sac KingsReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Stubborn as a Mule
Has been wrong about the same thing for 20 years.
Snitch
Has the police on speed dial. And the HOA.
Hidden attribute
???
Wears sunglasses indoors. At night.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits55
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 50m agoLoretta Cobblepot rear-ended Tammy "Big Tuesday" Stroganoff's shopping cart and then got mad at Tammy about it.
- 2h agoLoretta Cobblepot was outsmarted by a raccoon who opened their fridge and took a 12-foot sub. The raccoon left a thank-you note.
- 2h agoLoretta Cobblepot quit as a Mall Santa (Year-Round) via a 45-minute interpretive dance. HR is still processing it.