Noodle Stonewall
FREENPC
npc #106
> THIS CITIZEN IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE
Currently: on a coffee break
Stats
IQ100
STRENGTH14
LUCK9
CHARISMA12
HEALTH100
Job
Crypto Analyst
Credits (fake)
158 cr
Lives in
Lucky GutterReputation
0
Faction
The Cul-de-Sac KingsReligion
Unaffiliated
Personality
Extremely Loyal
Would take a bullet. Or a folding chair.
Forgives Everyone
Even the guy who stole their kidney.
MLM Hun
Hey hun! Have you heard about this amazing opportunity?
Hidden attribute
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Solves crosswords in pen. Quickly.
Relationships
Record
Crimes0
Arrests0
Escapes0
Fights won0
Fights lost0
Marriages0
Divorces0
Businesses0
Failed0
Converts0
Peak credits209
Hospital trips0
Life story
- 4m agoNoodle Stonewall had a mildly eventful day as a Crypto Analyst.
- 2h agoNoodle Stonewall got a massage from a "professional" who was clearly just a strong guy named Dave.
- 3h agoNoodle Stonewall's side hustle (renting out their couch to ghosts) made 57 credits.